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Wednesday, 22 January 2014
Forget Being Televised: The Revolution is Being Livestreamed

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Independence Square, downtown Kiev by Den Didenko


Nathan: So we’re sitting here, in my living room, in Seattle, Washington. But that’s not where our heads are. We’re in Kiev, Ukraine, watching the beginning of a potential revolution and not through the lens of the conventional news. We’re watching a livestream of the protest. We’re watching the events themselves as they unfold in real time. What a concept.

Holden: I can’t look away and something within me feels uncomfortable. I feel like a voyeur. But I also feel a peculiar duty to watch — this is fucking history in the making. This is what they put in a textbook, and there’s a reason: this is world-shaping shit.

Nathan: Have you heard some of the stuff the opposition leaders have been saying? Hollywood must be having a wet dream. Read this. It’s part of a larger thread linked to the livestream.

Holden: “The ukrainian people are begging you, go home, go back to your families, they are praying for you to not spill your own blood, or the blood of your fellow Ukrainians. You are supposed to serve the people of Ukraine, not a mafia government. Glory to Ukraine."

That’s Mel Gibson in Braveheart, that’s fucking Aragorn in Lord of the Rings.

Nathan: Except it isn’t a movie. We’re watching other people’s lives, a country’s future, unfold. If I was revolting against my government I’d want people around the world to be watching. I’d want people to know what was happening.

Holden: Aren’t protests, if anything, a large group of people raising their hand in the classroom of a public sphere, asking for attention? Asking to make a comment on affairs.

Nathan: This is moving past the protest stage:

“After speaking with President Yanukovych, the Opposition Leader Arseniy Yatsenyuk said: "Tomorrow we will go forward together, and if it's a bullet in the forehead, then it's a bullet in the forehead, but in an honest, fair and brave way (source).”

Holden: Way past.

Nathan: This could affect how future protests form. I’m much more interested, and subsequently invested in their situation than I am in others, simply because I can watch it like a football game (with higher stakes and no commercials, obviously).

Holden: We are witnessing a moment in this people’s life where they take a stand; this is their pinnacle — politically, passionately, morally — of sorts. This could be the Boston Massacre, this could be Dublin in 1916.

Nathan: France in 1789 — guillotines and all!

Holden: What effect does our viewership then have? I wonder this in regards to the actual revolution taking place — how it affects both protesters and government forces — but also in how it affects the globe’s subsequent reaction.

Nathan: I’d imagine it would embolden protesters and make government forces uneasy. Part of the reason Syria got so out of hand was that Assad initially shut the world out, no one knew the extent of what was happening. Even in Egypt, we only had limited coverage, and if the military had sided with Mubarak instead of the people… we could have had another Syria.

Holden: Yes, this stream is exactly that mystical and hallowed attribute for which the public clamors: transparency.

Nathan: Dude. The stream’s gone. [1]

Holden: What the fuck.

Nathan: Oy.

[1] This actually happened as we were writing this. I hope the cut was due to technical issues and not the government shutting it down because they’re about to do something unsavory. Other feeds, like this one are still up.

Edit: And it came back, but is spotty. Just goes to show how tenuous our connection to these protesters is.

The best place to stay updated: http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1vwshh/ukraine_revolt_livestream_sticky_post/

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Tuesday, 21 January 2014
Exobiology and the Possibilities of Alien Life

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Holden: I’m stoned. It's nighttime and there are stars in the sky. Let’s talk about aliens.


Nathan: I like aliens. Or the idea of aliens.


Holden:


Nathan: Brilliant quote. The concept that we could be completely alone in the insurmountable vastness of the universe is more terrifying to me that the alternative. But back to aliens.


Holden: Yes: there’s a field of science called exobiology — the study of extraterrestrial life. That there is such a field means that there are people out there getting paid to study and discuss aliens and that blows fucking my mind. How cool is that?


Nathan: Way cool. But I’ve got a bone to pick with the portrayal of our interactions with aliens in science fiction and pop culture.


Holden: Pick away.


Nathan: Why don’t we ever see the interaction of alien diseases on us and vice versa? Look at what disease did to Amerindians when it came from halfway across the planet. Imagine what pathogens from halfway across the universe would do...


Holden: You mean intergalactic smallpox? Terrifying.

Nathan: I guess it would be less interesting to watch than Predator.


Holden: Epidemic space-disease movies, I imagine, would be quite quick and linear (unless zombies are involved).


Nathan: Space Zombies. Get on it Spielberg. [1]


Holden: What fascinates me about anything alien-related is the complete mystery: alien life-forms could differ from earth’s incarnation in every imaginable way. Everything is up for grabs.


Nathan: Seriously. Aliens portrayed as more developed bugs has been done a lot, but as different as that is, it doesn’t even scratch the surface of what kind of bizarre life forms we could run into.


Holden: Exactly. Do we even assume that evolution is galactically uniform?


Nathan: I mean, all things die, and the ones that survive pass on their genes. So yes.


Holden: I don’t even know. Is DNA uniform, too? Genetic material at least? We aren’t even sure if alien life forms would come in the cell-format that characterizes earthly life..


Nathan: Yeah no guarantees there, but for a species to evolve, their traits that allow them to stay alive need to be passed on. So, no clue if it’s DNA, or even something cell based, but there has to be a mechanism to pass on genetic material or aliens would never evolve past single cell organisms — or the lowest form of the alien equivalent.


Holden: I’m no exobiologist (but fuck I wish I was) so I hesitate to make anything resembling an absolute claim. But on we go. Here’s one: gender. Does it exist? Are there two or three or more? Or what I’m really saying: is there alien sex?


Nathan: I’ve always wondered that. Could you imagine needing four genders to reproduce? What kind of societies would develop from a species like that?


Holden: Holy fuck. I want to write a book on a four-gendered society. Imagine the Kama Sutra of a four-gendered people. What gets stuck in where by who? And you’re right, the societal implications and manifestations of a more gendered people is utterly fascinating.


Nathan: Who says there even needs to be sticking? Wait, new thought. Do you think they would have religions?


Holden: My terrestrial head is exploding. Religions. What if they have justified religions? As in religions based on certifiable and empirical evidence — aberrations that appear supernatural to us and are treated as deities. Everything is possible.


Nathan: Could you imagine Mormon missionaries going to other planets to try and convert people? Hello, reality show gold.


Holden: I’m sure they’d be wearing the standard Mormon outfit, even in outer space. I wonder if they already have alien plans in place.


Nathan: Well the Catholics definitely do.


Holden: Farsighted religious institutions… novel. Okay one last facet: communication. Do these alien life forms communicate? How? Is language universal among evolved life forms?


Nathan: If they find us first I’d imagine some form of communication would have developed. Maybe just not like how we use it. Both the Gravemind in Halo and the Hive Queen in Ender's Game are examples of one entity relaying orders to a whole species at once.


Holden: Fuck. That’s awesome. Or what if they communicate in a way that we can’t even conceive or imagine? In a manner to which we here on earth have no analogy. Or — even more beautiful — is all life in the universe analogous to some degree?


Nathan: Dude, that’s deep.


Holden: The universe is deep.


Nathan: Well, actually it’s more infinitely expanding in all directions.


Holden: Is there anything deeper than that fact? We are constantly being buried deeper and deeper into the folds of the universe as it expands.


Nathan: That’s also deep.


Holden: Let’s roll another joint.


Nathan: Oy.

[1] After we wrote this I actually looked up space zombies and turns out there was indeed a movie called Zombies From Outer Space released in 2012. Sigh.
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Wednesday, 15 January 2014
Today's Topic: People Who Rock

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Image courtesy of Marcus74id / FreeDigitalPhotos.net 


Nathan: Remember that time we talked about people who sucked?

Holden: And things too.

Nathan: Yeah, and things. Well I wanted to try something a little different. I want to mention all the people who make the world a better place. People who rock.

Holden: I dig it. Hit me.

Nathan: Neil Degrasse Tyson. He’s inspiring a new generation of people who appreciate the wonders of science.

Holden: A stone cold gangster in the Bill Nye mold, who also rocks.

Nathan: Equally as important as actively engaging science denial, eating delicious food. My girlfriend makes a mean fried rice dish, she rocks.

Holden: Couldn’t sing higher praise for the egg/carrot/pea combo. And I got to give a shout out to the main man Possum and Winter Life Co-Op for providing the night’s (quasi) legal pot that made the fried rice taste even better.

Nathan: Indeed. How about John Stewart? Now that his winter break is over, I can hear about the crazy shit that people around the world continually do/get away with again (although I already miss John Oliver.)

Holden: Amen. I nominate Jennifer Lawrence for her role in American Hustle. Hot damn. She rocked.

Nathan: Yes, everything about that movie rocked. Bale deserves an Academy Award.

Holden: I wouldn’t go that far.The movie was decent. Jennifer Lawrence, though, was legendary in so many ways.

Nathan: Best actor and supporting actress (she really does deserve it).

Holden: Whatever you say. She was hot as all hell in it.

Nathan: Yes, yes she was. Can’t forget Ishamel Beah. Child soldier who survived and wrote about his experiences.

Holden: You’re a sucker for those kind of foreign and inspirational, against-all-odds stories.

Nathan: Maybe, it’s more proof that education can help anyone beat even the worst odds.

Holden: Holler. One last one for me: Billie Jean King, the badass former tennis player and outspoken lesbian who’s headed to Russia, where homophobia is running rampant like … STD’s in a UC Santa Barbara dorm?

Nathan: Or Jews towards a clearance sale.

Holden: Like awkward boners at the AVN convention.

Nathan:  Or Illiterate hicks at a Nickelback concert.

Holden: Like thinly veiled racism at a Tea Party rally.

Nathan: Or obesity in America.

Holden: Like liberal pretension between two upper middle class white college kids.

Nathan: Oy.


P.S. Billie Jean King’s segment with Colbert last night was brilliant.

Please comment with anyone else you feel deserves a shoutout for being awesome.

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